Growing up, pick up lines usually meant saying something really nice to impress a girl and make her blush.
The trend has changed now and girls will rather have a guy who can make her laugh than someone who can make her blush. Because, humor is forever and a funny guy is always better than one who's serious all the time. In short, modern day girls want a Chandler Bing!
So, following are 7 pickup lines in Twitter that are guaranteed to make you smile just like Best CRM for Real Estate:
1. Connections as strong as Wi-Fi
Is your name wifi? Because we have a connection
— Ty Webber (@Ty_Webb_2) May 14, 2017
Because when wi-fi connections are good, everyone's happy.
2. Netflix and chill.
baby are you Netflix because I could watch you for hours
— Funny Pick Up Lines (@FUNPICKUPLlNES) May 14, 2017
You could be my favorite TV show. #Improvisation
3. Geometry and right angles
@Abdvrhman Are you a 90 degree angle? 'Cause you are looking right!
— ʀᴇɢɪɴᴀ (@Nouffxv) May 15, 2017
Who doesn't like a person who knows his Math?
4. Attracted to you like a magnet
"Did you swallow magnets, because you're attractive" https://t.co/NttCoc2Poi
— Anna Elizabeth♛ (@annasmithh38) May 8, 2017
This one's cheesy, but it could definitely work. What do you think?
5. Congrats! You have my interest!
Boy are you a bank loan cause you got my interest — hahaha!! https://t.co/R1cZ4J353I
— Ahmed Gillani (@iamSAhmedd) May 10, 2017
And everyone likes this interest more than the ones they owe the banks for loans.
6. Nailed It! With A Pinch of Sparkles ;)
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle. #cheesypickups
— Cheesy Pick Up Lines (@CheesyPickUps) October 11, 2012
This guy is going places. Mark my words
7. And this one is the best of all.. Cheesy Pickup Lines.
I have some bad pickup lines, but this has GOT to be the cheesiest. pic.twitter.com/hVcSEePloD
— MatPat (@MatPatGT) February 7, 2017
Because pickup trucks with cheese on their backseats are just too funny to ignore.
Guys these days, really do have a lot of creativity, don't they? Hope you enjoyed these tweets!